带翻译超短英文笑话

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　　关于超短英文笑话带翻译篇一

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker".

　　两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思考者》。

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?" asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什么?’其中一个问道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes," replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了吧。”另一个回答说。

　　关于超短英文笑话带翻译篇二

　　Younger Scout: "How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?"

　　年少童子军：“我怎么才能区分蘑菇和毒菌?”

　　Older Scout: "Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up thenext morning, it was a mushroom."

　　年长童子军：“你上床睡觉前，吃其中的一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。”

　　关于超短英文笑话带翻译篇三

　　Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"

　　保姆：“约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?”

　　Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him"

　　约翰尼：“她还可以，但他要

　　关于超短英文笑话带翻译篇四

　　Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."

　　米奇拒绝吃药，于是他的妈妈吓唬他说：“赶快吃下去，不然我就去叫警察。”

　　"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.

　　“妈妈，警察喜欢吃药吗?”米奇好奇地问道。

　　关于超短英文笑话带翻译篇五

　　On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

　　在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。

　　"My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" thought the doctor.

　　“女儿想接我的班!”医生想道。

　　Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

　　接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您要点什么?”